omg i just found out that it is psychologically proven (wait could something be psychologically proven???!!!)

...well it has just been proven that when a person cries and if the first tear rolls down from the right eye, it is happiness and if it's from the left eye, it is pain.

so if my left eyebag is bigger than my right one, does it also mean im in alot of pain? or am i just plain cacat hahahaahahahah fml